Abandon hope all ye who enter here

[colonelcrotchgrab]

I'll teach you a lesson
That you won't forget
Why don't you save your breath
'Cause I'm gonna love ya' to death

(2 Soviets, 1 Apartment. Do you look in?)


((Art from Lora.))

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[majorcrotchgrab]

So do you.

[He feels sorry for the things. ... Even he's not sure why.]

[colonelcrotchgrab]

Yes, I do. I am not going to purr right now over this mess.

[A screaming armful greets the rest below.]

Now help me. Or get a lighter. It's not our problem if they're burning up in the street.

[majorcrotchgrab]

Tsk... fine...

[Raikov goes to grab a laundry basket to collect them in]

[colonelcrotchgrab]

[Never have you seen such a tumbling rainbow of purring and screaming hairballs! Volgin is pretty stone-faced through the whole or. Eventually, the first basket-full is said and done, and the larger of the two men hauls it to the open window.

He turns around after emptying the basket.

They hardly made a dent in the tide! And the hole they had managed is closing in on the little floor they could see.]

Are you concluding what I am, Ivan?

[majorcrotchgrab]

... They breed very quickly.

[colonelcrotchgrab]

[Hff.]

Ivan: Gasoline. Matches.

I hope you're not too attached to this place.

[majorcrotchgrab]

[whoa, whoa whoa, whoa. whoa. Whoa. This is not my Batman cup.]

We're not burning down this apartment!

[colonelcrotchgrab]

[Volgin stopped rummaging around the desktop for ... well, kindling. A more effective means of burning the place to the ground as fast as possible.

He turned back towards Raikov.]

Do you have a better idea?

[majorcrotchgrab]

Wait until the curse is over.

[colonelcrotchgrab]

[Volgin jolted as Raikov finished his statement, which then his eye was drawn down to his foot. A ball of fur was there, tumbling off his foot, with the encroaching wave.]

How long is that?

[He fruitlessly kicked aside some of the things.]

We're going to suffocate in these at this rate!

[majorcrotchgrab]

We can just go to another apartment for the time being. And curses usually last 24 hours...

[He looks down at the furballs as well]

[colonelcrotchgrab]

[Puff.]

And if they don't leave?

[majorcrotchgrab]

We'll...

[Sob. He doesn't want to leave the apartment.]

... Let's try getting rid of them first. I'll use the laundry basket and we'll toss them out the window...

[colonelcrotchgrab]

And what if they breed out of control and this apartment becomes the last bastion of ...

[He paused. Clenched. Sneeze.

Much better, the itching in his throat aside.]

... the last bastion of space free from those things?

[majorcrotchgrab]

I doubt it'll get that bad.

[colonelcrotchgrab]

[Volgin gave Raikov a glance.]

They've taken over the rest of the apartment.

[majorcrotchgrab]

... Don't have faith in us, Zhenya?

[He's going to get the laundry basket]